Sometimes my dad – and the other men in my family – say outrageous things that I don’t agree with or like to hear. Most of the time, though, their comments and jokes are harmless, and – dare I say it – actually funny. (Don’t tell them I said that.) And here’s something about my varied sense of humour: I like dad jokes. Dad jokes can be hilarious regardless of delivery, which is great.
Now, I could post a bunch of the things my dad has said, but then I’d have to provide context and do a bit of translation, and that wouldn’t do those jokes/comments justice. So, for now, I’ll post some of my favourite dad jokes (thanks, Buzzfeed).
“Make me a sandwich.”
“Poof! You’re a sandwich.”
“When I went to choir practice —
Dad: ‘Don’t forget a bucket.’
Dad: ‘To carry your tune.’”
“The best joke you know?”
“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”
“I want a cross between a bulldog and a shitzu.” – Actually what my dad said, so there’s his contribution
“On all of my medical forms growing up my dad wrote ‘red’ for my blood type. To this day no one knows my actual blood type.”
What are your favourite dad jokes?